The Lifespan of a Fly


Things You Don’t Say in a Bathroom Stall
October 8, 2010, 1:35 PM
Filed under: Generalizations | Tags: , , , , ,

I don’t think this really needs an intro, so let’s just roll it out:

1. “F*CK!” – this can be very, very unnerving for any of your bathroom companions.
2. “I’m confused” – well honey, I’m really not sure where to begin here.
3. “That’s where my hamster went” – Just, ew.
4. “I guess it wasn’t a food baby.”
5. “Oops” – I’m not sure what this means, at all.
6. “Hey, can you come take a look at this?”
7. “Burrito, burrito, burrito” – actually, thanks for the warning.
8. Hysterical crying – not that I hope anyone’s grandmother dies, but at least it would be a reasonable explanation.
9. “This is Delta One-Niner. We’ve got an incoming missile” – C, thanks.
And finally
10. Maniacal laughter…………………….

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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