The Lifespan of a Fly


On Preparing for the (Inevitable) Zombie Apocalypse
January 13, 2011, 8:47 AM
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The groceries are bought and in the kitchen Tannis and Mike unload them into their new pantry homes where they will wait until consumption. A flash of metal catches Mike’s eye and he notices that in her hand, Tannis is holding canned vegetables.

Mike: Why did you buy all these canned vegetables?
Tannis: I’ve bought a lot of canned vegetables.
Mike: Yeah, but why?
Tannis: So that we have food when the zombies arise and the apocalypse begins.
Mike: Ok, but why are you opening the can now? Aren’t you saving it until the apocalypse?
Tannis: I’m practicing.

A few moments of silence pass while the two stare at the small tinned army that their pantry has collected.

Tannis: It’s creamed corn.
Mike: I think I’d rather the zombies.

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